Jokes From Punjab

Hardial Singh was travelling in a crowded bus.
He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son for college admission.
Accidentally, the photograph drop down from his pocket.
He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her, "Can you lift your saree? I wanna take photograph"....
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He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was suprised to see Jaswan Singh on the next bed to him in a worse condition.
Jaswan explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work.
He finished late & missed the last bus.
He couldn't find any hotel nearby.
So he approached a nearby house & asked the Owner whether he can stay there for a night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, you can't stay here".
Then he approached the next house & asked the Owner whether he can stay there for a night.
The Owner replied "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry u can't stay here".
He went to the next house & asked "Do you have grown up daughters",
The Owner asked "Why?"...Jaswan replied
"I wanted to stay for a night".
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The moral of the story is :
WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DONT USE IT CORRECTLY